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What, really!? A free gift card?! No way!

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posted 1 year ago

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I need a girlfriend… 

Pam, do you have any friends you can set me up with? Don’t you have a sister?

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posted 1 year ago

pamela-beesly replied to your post: pamela-beesly replied to your post: pamela-beesly…

Its not gangster, its hip. Run it by Ryan.

Alright, I will!

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posted 1 year ago

pamela-beesly replied to your post: pamela-beesly replied to your post: pamela-beesly…

Its slang for penis. Just use mangina instead. Its the hip thing to do. Yep.

Really? I’ll have to ask Darryl about that, he’s usually the one who knows the most about the gangster slang…

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posted 1 year ago

pamela-beesly replied to your post: pamela-beesly replied to your post: pamela-beesly…

You might as well be rubbing your mangina in everyones faces.

What the hell is that.

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posted 1 year ago

pamela-beesly replied to your post: pamela-beesly replied to your post: What’s one…

It does offend me. A lot.

You’re not single, so you don’t have to worry about it! I’m not rubbing it in your face!

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posted 1 year ago

pamela-beesly replied to your post: What’s one song you would say best describes you?

…Ew.

How is that ew, Pam? Because I don’t want to be alone? Sorry that my manliness offends you. 

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posted 1 year ago
Anonymous shouted, "What's one song you would say best describes you?"

Right now? Single Ladies, by Jennifer Hudson, ‘cause I’m lookin’ for some!

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posted 1 year ago

This is the worst. 

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posted 1 year ago

You guys! 

It’s my first night sleeping alone! This is going to be great! I get the whole bed to myself, I won’t get kicked off at some point… This is great!

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posted 1 year ago

I don’t know where Jan kept the sponges, but that’s okay… I’ll find them eventually!

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posted 1 year ago

Single life is treating me well! 

I got to eat ice cream for dinner, and put my feet up on the coffee table! I love my life!

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posted 1 year ago

Here she comes! 

She’s pulling in the driveway!

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posted 1 year ago

We call that, "the mask wall."




Michael Scott here. I'm the boss of Dunder Mifflin Scranton, so suck on that. My best friends are Jim Halpert, Pam Beesly, Ryan Howard, and Dwight, too, I guess. They’re the best friends a guy could ask for and we hang out every day (except for weekends).

I have a screenname! thatswhatjansaid